About Goat Simulator

No installs and no paywalls: Goat Simulator is a arcade-style game that starts the second you hit play. One mechanic, endless variations — the definition of easy to learn and hard to put down. Touch controls are supported, so you can pick it up on mobile without losing anything. And because it is hosted on LemonArcade, it stays unblocked on school networks and Chromebooks.

How to play Goat Simulator

Push your score as high as you can, one run at a time — each attempt makes you a little better. On mobile, the on-screen touch controls take over — joystick and action buttons. A couple of practice runs will teach you more than any instructions.

• Arrow keys move the goat
• Space jump
• V headbutt / attack

Tips to get better at Goat Simulator

• Your first runs are for learning, not scoring — do not judge the game (or yourself) too early.
• Short breaks reset your focus; tilt is the real high-score killer.
• Rhythm beats speed: find the tempo of the game and stick to it.